Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?
People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.
But think about this.
Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.
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3:37 pm • 13 April 2014 • 73,828 notes
I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.
#the man. the myth. the legend.
my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson
3:36 pm • 13 April 2014 • 252,877 notes
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.
3:36 pm • 13 April 2014 • 124,242 notes
Reblog if you have a gaming device of any kind
I just want to test the gamer side of Tumblr
I have every xbox
I have every Playstation
Are there really people that have no gaming device at all???
Computers can play games.
You either reblog this or you’re a liar.
3:35 pm • 13 April 2014 • 85,438 notes
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
i feel slightly offended
3:31 pm • 13 April 2014 • 308,751 notes
Things that need to be more affordable:
-whole, natural foods
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
more things that need to be more affordable:
-life, in general
more things that need to be more expensive:
-fines on DUIs
3:28 pm • 13 April 2014 • 210,277 notes
#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
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3:27 pm • 13 April 2014 • 420,997 notes
waterbending at its finest
Dear white people,
Please stop cosplaying as PoC characters.
Anyone can cosplay as anyone/anything they want. Also, that’s the actual voice actress for Korra. She literally IS the avatar.
H3h3h3 s0 pr0~
11:51 pm • 12 April 2014 • 430,667 notes
heard you were—fuck
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit
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11:46 pm • 12 April 2014 • 244,667 notes
the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
11:46 pm • 12 April 2014 • 86,219 notes
me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO
AND WHO SAID IT
AND THE ACCENT
AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN
WE ARE ALL CRAZY
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11:44 pm • 12 April 2014 • 272,258 notes